Fall Down, Go Boom

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Did I tell you that I'm a master diver? Is it off the diving board at the local pool? No way. Who wants to take the trouble of getting suited up and lotioned, walk down to the pool, and fight the crowds of kids that are there. All you have to do is dive off your own swing in the living room! It's just as fun, I swear. Plus it scares mommy. Even better!

Diving Sushi.